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i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there.
she should be a poster girl from the Eat A Cheesburger Foundation because i like a girl with some meat on her. and this? this is like, pinnacle. oh man. this is like a human Six Flags. i’m not sure i want to ride first.
oh you wouldn’t? oh you’re “too good”? sorry dude i’ll get back to posting Ms Sadness McPoutface tomorrow. obviously you don’t know how to live and are still hung up on the fact “Vice sucked once Gavin left” or some shit. jesus, son. get out there. take her to Waffle House and buy her a milkshake on that first date. no-one gives a shit about your fucking loft and what kind of onitsuka tigers you’re wearing. nobody.
plus: one day you’ll be 75 and unable to get a boner. and you’ll see a girl like this walk by and you’ll go “man, i wish i’d done as many of those kinds of girls as possible”. this LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED. don’t get hung up on the Wokano waitress just because she has bangs and glasses.
gotta catch ‘em all, bro. its like Pokemon.
(photo via someone on snuh)
i love those gentlemen over at boner party.
the commentary on this photo is cracking me up, lol
Hahaha! Gotta catch `em all, bro. It’s like Pokemon! Ahaha! I laughed so hard. She does look good fat, but she’s making...
WTF HAPPENED TO HER?!:-&
I love you, man ;-)
i’m sorry everybody - this is a big break from bookish brunettes - but jessica simpson in mom jeans? dude i’m so there....
pokemon comment at the end. hahaha.
gentlemen over at boner party.
I just want to second everything Boner Party says about the newly curvaceous Jessica Simpson. That’s not obesity, that’s...
LOL - for some weird reason, I like this. A lot.
I really have no words for that picture.
she started living.
looks pretty damn good…better than she used to.
2009 = change, indeed. And hahahaha @ when I’m 75.
I don’t care what none of ya’ll say, I still love her.
haha that last line was
i like onitsuka tigers shoes and Pokemon…that’s the only reason why i’m rebloggin this.
Love it. bonerparty:
This is me giving a golf clap.
Ned’s great American boner novel right there.
I haven’t lawled
amen? no, but really,...skinny jessica simpson..
Eat-a-Cheesburger...Sorry dude, I’ll...possible.” This